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zeldathemes
this blog is mostly filled with some random shit
and series/anime that I'm curently watching :3

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to fill this box just some facts about me
Well my name is Steven
I'm 16 and I live in Germany! (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ

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Random Shit
A BAD LIP READING OF GAME OF THRONES

a-beard:

sairiously:

onlythefinerthingsinlife:

WHAT THE FUCK

Is that my roommate

no that’s marilyn monroe

jeanroqueraltique:

making a new friend

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they turn out to be a complete asshole

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I hate my friends

i-love-moose-men:

noo-interruption:

lokis-army-at-221b:

wingsofjusice:

youknowwhat-kissme-cas:

lunaticphan:

So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT

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But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut. 

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Cry

but what did your driving instructor say

WHAT DID HE SAY

THIS IS NOT A FUN CLIFFHANGER

152,000 people want to know what your teacher responded.

HELLLOOOO?????

casualbutthole:

jesussbabymomma:

casualbutthole:

jesussbabymomma:

I LOVE JOKES THAT ARE SO TERRIBLE THEY BECOME FUNNY IRONICALLY I LITERALLY LAUGH SO HARD AT THOSE ITS EMBARASSING

Why couldn’t the man find his map

why

Because he lost his map

ultrafunnypictures:

This is getting ridiculous…

ultrafunnypictures:

This is getting ridiculous…

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

softmikus:

yeah good grades are cool and all but have you ever had a good night sleep

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

manlayingegg:

vvankinq:

When my balls stick to the inside of my leg…
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im not even a guy but this is funny

the fact that this is a thing that happens is making me crack up

me n my ogre bf

bellpincher:

me: babe come over

bf: i can’t theres fucking ropes all over the place

me: my parents are out

bf: image

Doctor: I think you'll need a shot
Me: AYYYYY
Doctor: AYYYYY *brings out tequila*